Here are just a few:
I Really Do Read it for the Articles
Why Buy the
Naked is as Naked Does (this one makes no sense, but has a nice ring)
Less is More, and Turtlenecks are Ba-aack!
Hugh Hefner: 89 and still sporting a bathrobe everywhere he goes. God bless him.
From the story:
Playboy will stop publishing photos of nude women. Its website stopped featuring nudity in August, and traffic has since increased from 4 million to 16 million users a month, according to Playboy executives.
--'Playboy' to Stop Publishing Nude Images
What if you were the next model/celebrity/human who was scheduled to appear in the magazine, and then you received a phone call: "Actually, we're all set. But thanks anyway. We're going to focus on art and the economy instead."
You'd be calling your agent stat to see if hell had frozen over.