Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Alternatively Titled

I heard this on the radio this morning and my brain immediately started retitling the story.

Here are just a few:

I Really Do Read it for the Articles

Why Buy the Cow Magazine When There's The Internet For Free

Naked is as Naked Does  (this one makes no sense, but has a nice ring)

Less is More, and Turtlenecks are Ba-aack

Hugh Hefner: 89 and still sporting a bathrobe everywhere he goes.  God bless him. 

From the story:

Playboy will stop publishing photos of nude women. Its website stopped featuring nudity in August, and traffic has since increased from 4 million to 16 million users a month, according to Playboy executives. 
 --'Playboy' to Stop Publishing Nude Images

What if you were the next model/celebrity/human who was scheduled to appear in the magazine, and then you received a phone call: "Actually, we're all set.  But thanks anyway.  We're going to focus on art and the economy instead."
You'd be calling your agent stat to see if hell had frozen over.