Miss C: Josh, pretend you're good.
Josh: No, I'm bad but you think I'm good.
Miss C: Okay.
Josh: Pretend you're a robot.
Miss C: Can I be a woman robot?
Josh: No. Robots aren't people. They're metal.
Miss C: Can I not be metal?
Josh: Fine. You can be made of animal skin.
Miss C: Okay. Wait. I don't want to be made of animal skin. Can I be not a person but just have skin like a person?
Josh: Can you just be a robot?
Miss C: I'll just be a girl.
Josh: Fine. You can have human skin.
Miss C: Okay, I'll be a robot.
Josh: Okay.
Miss C: But then I turn into a woman and I have wings.
Josh: But you're not bigger than me.
Miss C: Of course not. But my wings are.
Josh: Okay, but you don't know how to fly.
Miss C: No, but I learn to fly. And also, my wings are not made out of metal.
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And no trace of a princess in sight! :)
ReplyDeletelove that girl. i think i need to make her some wings.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha. This is awesome.
ReplyDeleteUnrelated, but I saw this post about little girls and padded bras and thought you might be interested.
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