She doesn't want a dress up chest. Her reason: "I like the clothes in the middle of the floor so I can just see what I want to wear without having to open a box."
While I haven't found an appropriately sized box yet, I did find this in my in-box, from the wonderful Brian Andreas. Maybe Miss C told them to send this one today to remind me not to inconvenience her dress-up by organizing it. Because opening a box is highly interruptive to the creative process.