Monday, April 26, 2010


If I'd known then what I do now, I'd have sent out the birth announcement as such:

"Please welcome the newest member of the tribe, 8 pounds even. Nursing like a champ. By the way, it's a girl. Please do not misunderstand this: yes she has a vagina, and no, you may not let her watch Cinderella, Ariel, or Snow White while I'm grocery shopping. And no, you may not get her a giant Barbie head complete with eye shadow and lipstick for her 2nd birthday.
Much Love,
The Proud Parents."

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