Thursday, November 6, 2014

Plastic Surgery Haiku

I came across Amy Poehler's book, Yes Please, and flipped open to several poems she'd penned about cosmetic surgery.  A sampling:


Asymetrical
looks cool while cheek implants are  
less interesting


I have no idea
If you are angry or sad
Since you got fillers 


A face-lift does not
make daughters comfortable
when you chaperone 



Monday, November 3, 2014

30 Days Has November

November is National Novel Writing Month. 
Interested in writing a novel?
Go to NaNoWriMo.org


I will not be writing a novel this month. 


Instead, I will be doing National Essay Writing Month. 
Come visit me at NaEsWriMo
I'll be writing an essay a day.


You can read along, write along, or both.


The goal is: Quantity, Not Quality. 



After November 30, I'll be back here, with no more stories left to tell.  All essay-ed out.


Happy November.
See you in 30!