Thursday, November 6, 2014

Plastic Surgery Haiku

I came across Amy Poehler's book, Yes Please, and flipped open to several poems she'd penned about cosmetic surgery.  A sampling:


Asymetrical
looks cool while cheek implants are  
less interesting


I have no idea
If you are angry or sad
Since you got fillers 


A face-lift does not
make daughters comfortable
when you chaperone 



1 comment:

  1. She's so awesome and hilarious. I can't take it!

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