Well, Food Lion is here to solve your problem.
Food Lion supermarkets will unleash 3GTv, mini-televisions attached to grocery store shelves running continuous commercials -- right next to the product being advertised.
Screens will be in front of a display of organic red peppers, touting the virtue of this wonder food. Kids will be clamoring for RED PEPPER RED PEPPER and beggggging their parents to please buy me some organic red peppers right now, and then the parent will reach for the Tasty Cakes and the Princess Spaghettios and shout, "Junior, don't fall for them commercials!"
There will be massive meltdowns in the produce department because Junior never gets what he wants and it's just not fair.
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Water, Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), Enriched Macaroni Product With Added Calcium and Vitamin D (Wheat Flour, Tricalcium Phosphate, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid, and Vitamin D)??, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Contain ...
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I may have a few details mixed up, but seriously: do we need any more advertising in our grocery stores?
Is this not enough?
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People in Norfolk are just feisty!
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