Gracias.

Feeling utter relief that Spain won the World Cup.
Because if they had not, it would have been ALL HER FAULT.

 

You know, because she was at her boyfriend's soccer game.  

And she was doing her job. 

And then she ran onto the field and took the ball and shot it into the net for the other team while making faces and sprinkling voodoo hexes all around.

The nerve of some women.